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"Gege!"! Who else wants to come up with incense? In the roar, three people went up one after another, but none of them was her opponent, and each of them was forcibly kissed by her once, and as usual, he vomited in a puddle. The two young monks were so angry that they wanted to beat her with brooms and shovels. However, she kissed out the sweetness and refused to step down. Suddenly see more than not regret lips after a burst of open, listen to a loud drink, the stage has fallen a person, this person just stand still, everyone immediately burst into laughter! It turned out that this man was over fifty years old, with marijuana all over his face, two ears catching the wind, and a mouth of yellow teeth. Standing with Gu Mei was really a natural pair! Someone immediately shouted: "Damn, this is beauty and the geek!" " Someone immediately answered, "Damn it!"! It should be wolves, jackals, tigers and leopards! The crowd immediately burst into laughter, and the applause kept ringing! As soon as Gu Mei saw pockmark on the stage, she couldn't help saying, "Dead pockmark, what are you doing here?"? Didn't I tell you not to come? May, I.. I miss you! "Oh!"! You're here to fight, okay! You introduce your name first! "May!"! Don't you know all about it? And.. "" "Dead man!"! What's the use of knowing? They don't know yet! Dead pockmark! "Oh!"! Oh! I,portable gold wash plant, Pockmarked, am from Shanghai. I am 51 years old this year. My surname is Zhu, and my name is Bi Fei. I have been a childhood sweetheart with her, and I have been in love with her for many years. Someone in the audience immediately shouted, "Black and white, she just said she was only eighteen years old, but you are fifty-one years old. How can you be a childhood sweetheart?" "Yes!"! I think you got it wrong? You're only fifteen! The crowd burst into laughter again! The pockmark blushed and cried, "No!"! That's not right! She's forty-nine years old, and she's joking with you! Ouch! "Shoot!" Gu Mei clapped her hands on his bald head and scolded him,gold cil machine, "Dead pockmark, I told you not to come, but you insisted on coming. As soon as you came, you talked nonsense!" "May!"! Impolite! As the saying goes, the dragon matches the dragon, the phoenix matches the phoenix flea matches the bug, so my pockmark matches her sesame girl, it's a matter of course! Before he had finished speaking, he got another slap on his bald head. Gu Mei shouted, "Dead pockmark, why do you have such a big mouth today? Have you finished?" It's almost over! Ladies and gentlemen, you may not like her, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My pockmark is so comfortable with her. It's so beautiful! "She seems to be a beacon in my life, guiding me to the light, ah!"! Great black sesame seed, I have smelled your fragrance. "Beautiful bird!"! I don't envy you, because love nourishes me, tin beneficiation plant ,Carbon in Pulp, she gives me life and courage, enough to resist all misfortunes.. When he was on cloud nine, his bald head was hit by a heavy blow, which immediately woke him up from a gentle dream, and a small bump grew on his head. May, why did you hit me again? You.. What is wrong with you? Suddenly I saw my unrepentant lips open again. May, this is the place where lovers get married. Promise me! I swear with my life and personality, I love you! Forever! Forever Say that finish, unexpectedly shed a big tear. Gu Meitu was so moved by him that he held him in his backhand and said, "Ma.." Brother Ma. I promise you.. You are still good to me, I just understand now! Two people immediately "bite" on the spot! The crowd led to the spectacle, and looked forward to it. As soon as the old monk saw that it was too outrageous, he had to come out and shouted, "Almsgiver, this is too outrageous!"! I can't! You can step down! The two men immediately kissed and walked down the stage, then walked to the "special guest" and sat down. Even "tut" of the kiss! Look at the other couple frowning! Seeing this, the old monk raised his voice and said, "Almsgivers, it's already late. This is the end of the contest tonight. Please be early tomorrow. The poor monk won't be far away." With that, he turned and stepped off the stage. They immediately talked and went out of the valley.
Yu Buhai laughed and said, "Little brother, isn't it very lively?" "***!"! "Apart from the pair named Fang and Qian, which are a bit interesting, the rest are all nonsense, but they're also quite funny!" "Ha ha!"! I have to go. Shall we meet here tomorrow night? "Good!" Because every house was full, Shula went to several inns before he found a room. After washing, he immediately began to breathe. After a while, he felt a pain in his chest. His expression changed greatly, and he said to himself, "***!"! How could I be poisoned? It looks like a chronic poison! He poured out a pill and swallowed it. After breathing for half an hour, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh, ***!"! Fortunately, Grandpa's medicine can detoxify! He immediately pondered where he had been poisoned! At dusk the next day, Shula carefully walked into the valley. He immediately found two wonderful scenes. He saw more than three hundred Wulin objects sitting on the right side in front of the ring. Look at them to pay a bitter melon face, dejected appearance, Shu can not help but secret way: "wow ***!"! Are they also poisoned? The wonderful scene of the second act is that last night there were a lot of city people who were not Wu, but tonight they could hardly find a character who was not Wu. However, on the left side of the stage, there are more than a hundred strange martial arts figures. It seems that they just reported for duty today when they heard about the grand martial arts tournament. As soon as Shula saw that someone was already sitting in his seat last night, he immediately sat down on the inside of the empty seat in the twentieth row, and at the same time secretly exercised his skills! This silent observation, he only felt, from the chair slowly into a trace of cold, immediately exercise thought: "Wow ***!"! So that's where the trouble is! He immediately did not move the original style of Xuangong, after a week of running, only felt comfortable all over the body, knowing that it was no longer in the way, and immediately quietly looked around. See the right side of the target person seems to be very afraid not to look at the stage, try not to say hello to acquaintances, if unfortunately asked by the other side, also a few words of greeting. Shula will look at the scene again, not only did not find more than regret, even the ugly woman and pockmark also disappeared,chrome washing machine, not dark for more than regret worry unceasingly! Suddenly I heard the sound of the Buddha, and then the old monk came out to announce the official start of the next day's contest, and the people on the left immediately began to discuss it. ore-magnetic-mining.com |
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